The Nativity in Ebonics

There was this guy named Joe in Jeruselem and he was crushin on this chick named Mary. They got hitched and had fun and stuff. One day Joe came home from makin' stuff from wood and saw that Mary was pregnant. He was all like," Yo, you get poozle?" And she was all like,"No I ain't got no poozle, an angel was in our crib and he was like you gonna have a king yo." After that happened they moved and went to Bethlehem. On the way there she was like, "Yo, my wata just broke and I'm havin' a freakin baby. Oh yea and the angel told me to name him Jesus or somethin'." Joe took his girl into town and tried to find a crib to chill at. Nobody would let them hang at thier place so they kept walkin. They finally found som place that was called a stable to lay in. There were animals and it was stanky. Mary had the kid and called him Jesus. She placed him in a crib or somethin and people came to check out the little Jesus. The three smart guys came and gave him smelly stuff and cash. It was sweet...yo.